long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about




Fun facts about Edmonton!

  • West Edmonton Mall is the largest mall in North America and features an amusement park, a water park, and daily live executions of tourists from Wyoming.
  • Edmonton is home to the Edmonton Oilers, a…