why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
so accurate it hurts
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despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good
like
how does it manage to do that
be tasty with no taste
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I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
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I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregan going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me
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WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY
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Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
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