Why do dogs sniff the ground and have to find the perfect spot before they poop?

They are aligning their poop with the magnetic polarity of the earth. Dogs true sixth sense Is an ability to smell magnetism. Look in your backyard or any park for that matter. All dog poop points to magnetic north.

/u/thetraveler18

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Why isn’t it possible to time travel?

Actually, it is possible to travel into the future. Of course, we’re all moving into the future at the “regular” speed. But if you want to move into the future at a rate faster than everyone else, you simply need to move (physically) very, very quickly. Because of the time-dilating effects of Relativity, the faster you move, the slower time will flow for you. Moving sufficiently quickly would allow you to travel hundreds or even thousands of years in the future (while you remain young).

However, taking this concept of time dilation to its logical conclusion, if you were to travel at the speed of light, time would stop. And, if you were to travel faster than light, you would travel backwards through time. That’s not possible though because (again, due to the effects of Relativity) as you approached the speed of light, your mass would approach infinity which would require an infinite force. An infinite force cannot exist. So, as far as we can tell, you’re stuck moving forwards through time.

/u/superc142

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sodamnrelatable:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 

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oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
― Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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phukers:

when u see someone hot at the gym

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guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions